Papyrus Must Die

Just… Sigh. Good thing it’s odor eliminator, because...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 13:26:55 -0400

Just… Sigh. Good thing it’s odor eliminator, because something about this definitely stinks.

They must mean “tree” in the slang sense....

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 17:17:25 -0500

They must mean “tree” in the slang sense. You’d have to be stoned to think this was the right font choice.

Beware the Egyptian hummingbirds, that’s my advice. Dear...

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 17:12:22 -0500

Beware the Egyptian hummingbirds, that’s my advice. Dear “Advice From A People,” please stop using Papyrus for everything. Especially embroidering.

What is with coffee shops and Papyrus? Seriously people,you get...

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 19:06:46 -0500

What is with coffee shops and Papyrus? Seriously people,you get a disproportionate amount of clientele who know that font sucks…

The flatbread shop went out of business, but luckily Pinocchio...

Sat, 11 Aug 2012 13:39:22 -0400

The flatbread shop went out of business, but luckily Pinocchio is here to keep the great Papyrus tradition alive.

Acceptable use.

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 21:03:38 -0400

Acceptable use.

Kris Straub Continues To Just Nail These

Fri, 11 May 2012 10:26:56 -0400

Kris Straub Continues To Just Nail These

I’ve searched my own soul and decided that only using...

Wed, 09 May 2012 13:33:51 -0400

I’ve searched my own soul and decided that only using Papyrus for one letter of each word narrowly beats out the ugly bevel, random wolf, or questionably seductive…shoulder as the worst idea in this hive of godawful eye rape.

Some days a guy can’t even catch up on Bones in piece, I...

Thu, 03 May 2012 20:37:24 -0400

Some days a guy can’t even catch up on Bones in piece, I tell ya.

And I looked up onto the hill and saw three crosses, and in the...

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 15:20:21 -0400

And I looked up onto the hill and saw three crosses, and in the center hung Yeshua, the prophet of Nazareth, and to either side of him, laid bare for the carrion birds, hung Good Taste and Design Sensibility. May God have mercy on their souls.

I’ve heard that being adopted can be a hard, harrowing,...

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 20:07:01 -0400

I’ve heard that being adopted can be a hard, harrowing, scarring experience for some… but I was not prepared for this level of cruelty to medians.

Thanks Greg.

Mm, sorry. All out of Zen. It’s almost like some...

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 16:45:35 -0400

Mm, sorry. All out of Zen. It’s almost like some thoughtless, contrived stereotype from the wrong world ethnicity is destroying all the harmony in your composition. Let us meditate.

We’re also cutting back on the use of modern,...

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 16:42:52 -0400

We’re also cutting back on the use of modern, genetically-modified fonts, which are known to generate 3 times the CO2 emissions of their tacky, preinstalled bretheren.

Sent in by Nick.

This is the coup-de-grace of awful, each next one is uglier and...

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 16:39:01 -0400

This is the coup-de-grace of awful, each next one is uglier and more soul-hollowingly assinine than the previous. Hell is in Missouri, I have seen it.

To be fair, a good chunk of the Bible took place in Egypt. But...

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 14:28:54 -0400

To be fair, a good chunk of the Bible took place in Egypt. But still, I think the almighty should shell out a bit more on his image. No wonder my generation is losing faith.

I’d been slacking on this lately because, really, if...

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 18:11:15 -0400

I’d been slacking on this lately because, really, if you’ve seen one awful Aldi’s package, you’ve seen them all. But, this is just head-smackingly dumb. You’re in Dick Blick’s newsblast, largest online hawker of fine materiel for people in the arts… show some class, people. Yeesh.

Oh, right, this is a /funny/ Tumblr. Ahem:

No, I think I get where they’re going with this. They’re youth, right? Young, idealistic, world is their bivalve sorts. What could you possibly teach them that’s more important than the simple fact that lots of decisions in life will be bad, and to expect shitty quality as de regueur? It’s actually a maddeningly brilliant example of that, though I fear it’s giving away all the goods up front…

The chef may swagger, but he still ain’t got no...

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 18:39:54 -0500

The chef may swagger, but he still ain’t got no style…

Yeah, I’m just going to have to go ahead and argue your...

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 11:41:38 -0500

Yeah, I’m just going to have to go ahead and argue your use of both “thoughtful” and “creative” based on your everybody-and-their-developmentally-addled-brother’s font choice there, bucko.

Haven’t we slighted the Native Americans enough? Do we...

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 14:54:16 -0500

Haven’t we slighted the Native Americans enough? Do we really need to tell them that their culture is so unimportant we feel a font designed to mimic the ancient Egyptians is really close enough? Really?

Bad taste doesn’t even get the holidays off, it...

Sun, 25 Dec 2011 14:52:45 -0500

Bad taste doesn’t even get the holidays off, it seems.

Merry Christmas, happy festivus, Kwanza, Chanukah, solstice, Saturnalia, Agnostica, or whatever it is you celebrate this time of year.

Just, please. Give the Papyrus the day off, k?