Papyrus Must Die

Papyrus. Hated since 1982.

Just… Sigh. Good thing it’s odor eliminator, because something about this definitely stinks.

Just… Sigh. Good thing it’s odor eliminator, because something about this definitely stinks.

They must mean “tree” in the slang sense. You’d have to be stoned to think this was the right font choice.

They must mean “tree” in the slang sense. You’d have to be stoned to think this was the right font choice.

Beware the Egyptian hummingbirds, that’s my advice. Dear “Advice From A People,” please stop using Papyrus for everything. Especially embroidering.

Beware the Egyptian hummingbirds, that’s my advice. Dear “Advice From A People,” please stop using Papyrus for everything. Especially embroidering.

What is with coffee shops and Papyrus? Seriously people,you get a disproportionate amount of clientele who know that font sucks…

What is with coffee shops and Papyrus? Seriously people,you get a disproportionate amount of clientele who know that font sucks…

The flatbread shop went out of business, but luckily Pinocchio is here to keep the great Papyrus tradition alive.

The flatbread shop went out of business, but luckily Pinocchio is here to keep the great Papyrus tradition alive.

I’ve searched my own soul and decided that only using Papyrus for one letter of each word narrowly beats out the ugly bevel, random wolf, or questionably seductive…shoulder as the worst idea in this hive of godawful eye rape.

I’ve searched my own soul and decided that only using Papyrus for one letter of each word narrowly beats out the ugly bevel, random wolf, or questionably seductive…shoulder as the worst idea in this hive of godawful eye rape.

Some days a guy can’t even catch up on Bones in piece, I tell ya.

Some days a guy can’t even catch up on Bones in piece, I tell ya.

And I looked up onto the hill and saw three crosses, and in the center hung Yeshua, the prophet of Nazareth, and to either side of him, laid bare for the carrion birds, hung Good Taste and Design Sensibility. May God have mercy on their souls.

And I looked up onto the hill and saw three crosses, and in the center hung Yeshua, the prophet of Nazareth, and to either side of him, laid bare for the carrion birds, hung Good Taste and Design Sensibility. May God have mercy on their souls.